Building up to Total Filth with the Help of Balloons and Boobs!

Hello there, how are you? I very very very much need a wee wee. Hey bud, nice to meet

you mate. You don't need to join in. Right, I've got a gadgety thing here, which I'm hoping

is going to fit my phone. In this case, it looks a bit small. Let's give it a go.

I'm going to combine some chips. I've got some balloons over here. I'm going to put

it in. I really need a wee. It's been a couple of hours maybe, I've been purposely not going