breaststroker

Saw my first porn magazine at the age of 14 .. and thirty years later, here I am, still wanking over porn like a horny teenager. My porn tastes have developed a lot since then, but I'm still hooked on old-school glamour, lingerie, and girls with ridiculously big breasts.

The first magazine I ever owned (and in case you're wondering, yes, I still have it):

The gorgeous Joanie Allum on the cover.

Other girls I love:

Pauline Hickey, my first serious porn crush. Another girl I first encountered in the pages of Mayfair, and a fine pair of 38Ds. In those days I thought boobs didn't come any bigger than a D-cup. I know better now!

I'll never forget the first time I set eyes on Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I think it must have been in 1997, around the time that Linsey started becoming a tabloid celebrity (and also about the time she made her modelling debut for Score). It sort of flicked a switch in my mind from 'big boobs' to 'huge boobs', and I've been on the quest for huge boobs ever since.

Michelle Thorne in classic fuck-me pose and perfect pornstar outfit: black lingerie, suspenders, seamed stockings and high heels. Michelle helped me broaden my tastes from glamour to hardcore. (She also got me hooked on the Babestation channels, but that's another story.)